Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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