Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
