They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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