I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
