Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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