i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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