Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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