Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
