Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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