Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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