Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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