Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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