NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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