I'm jealous of your bromance
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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