so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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