Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize