i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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