i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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