But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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