im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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