I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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