Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
