Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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