He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need help removing her.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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