How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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