what if I'm pregnant?
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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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