So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I understand Curling. That high.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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