Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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