Your mouth is God's brothel.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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