We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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