you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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