Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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