That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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