Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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