WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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