he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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