i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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