That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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