I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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