yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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