So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
