It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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