You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
