I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
handjob tips. give me some.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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