i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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