brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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