Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
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