found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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