so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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