Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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